Cheers to the recently acquired CHOICES alcohol awareness grant, but …

Jeers to the mixed message of the alcohol statistics that have been displayed on posters around campus. Is the fact that 10 percent of Transylvania students drive under the influence really something to brag about?

Cheers to Aubrey “Drake” Graham’s new album “Take Care” that has recently been leaked. Give it a listen if you haven’t yet.

Jeers to the computers in the basement lab of Clay Hall. They don’t work.

Cheers to junior Natalie Jones for recently completing a full marathon, an impressive feat to say the least.

Jeers to the library’s hours. If there are college students that only do homework until midnight, I have yet to meet them — possibly because they have all flunked out.

Cheers and congratulations to all of the new members of the Order of Omega and Omicron Delta Kappa.

Jeers to penalty kicks being the method of determining a winner in soccer games ending in a tie. Is that really the best way to see who is the better team?

Cheers to sophomore Maria Starck on the one’s and two’s at the bonfire in Back Circle sponsored by the Student Government Association.

Jeers to resident advisers that document themselves. Consistency is great, but that’s just foolish.

Cheers to the upcoming Make-a-Wish auction being put on by the women of Chi Omega.

Jeers to bomb threats and the lack of information relayed to the student body related to the incident. It would have been nice to know which buildings were particularly at risk so as to avoid walking into an explosion while vacating campus.

Cheers to the freedoms that come along with being in college, but …

Jeers to the “big brother” effect that has descended upon the social side of campus as well as any residencies that are inhabited by Transy students within the tri-county area.

Cheers to all of the Transy men’s and women’s soccer players who were recently named to the HCAC All-Conference teams.

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